The Pole Affair

Friday, January 11, 2008

Pleased As Pants

Once again the blogosphere has smiled its bounty on Puss; yesterday, a disc arrived from Quinky containing more French popular music from the last fifty or so years than any pole dancer has a right to. Bless him for that. I shall be trying to pole dance to some of it this weekend in my quest to try out different types of music and see how it affects the way one uses and moves around the pole. I’ll let you know how I get on. For the moment, I’m really enjoying this song, and while it’s slow and mournful (despite the quite cheerful content), I think it could engender quite a sensual, graceful pole performance.

In other news, The Grauniad ran this article today on the boom in expensive pants. I’d probably go further than the journalist, who argues that our taste for costly lingerie, in direct contrast to our demand for cheap clothes, is akin to that for shoes and handbags – the desire for perfect accessories that speak of our individuality and our need to treat and reward ourselves. In other words, rather than being seen as necessary and functional, we are spending more on the non-essential and impractical, and swanky smalls epitomise that. I can buy that, but I’m more with Danae Shell, who edits Knickers: A Lingerie Weblog – a favourite read of mine: "[Lingerie]'s a silky little secret you carry around with you all day, hidden underneath your boring day-job clothes as you go through your boring day-job day. It's a reminder that we're beautiful and confident and don't have to look amazing for anyone but ourselves."

What is most interesting is that women are buying expensive and exclusive lingerie for themselves alone. Sure, a partner will doubtless enjoy it too, but I, along with many women, buy lingerie principally to tickle my own fancy. In an increasingly depressed retail market, luxury lingerie brands are flourishing, and I celebrate this, for to me, it says that women have discarded the old roles; we are no longer whores or virgins, we can be neither, or both, simultaneously if we please, or we can invent our own identity, an identity that accepts, celebrates and enjoys our feminine sexuality, without apology or shame, but with glamour and, most importantly, with humour.

Has Burlesque brought about this seismic shift in women’s perceptions of themselves as women as this article suggests, or is the rise in popularity of Burlesque indicative that we have finally cast off both the subservient identities ascribed to us by patriarchy, and those asexual, baby-with-the-bathwater ones offered by our feminist mothers? No idea, but I’d be interested in your thoughts on the matter, Gentle Reader.

*The most wonderful knickers above are by Damaris - a favourite of mine, and cost a cool £95. If anyone fancies furnishing me with a pair, I'm sure my gratitude would extend to a photograph of me wearing them.

** I can't believe I just wrote that...

*** But I did, so...

16 Comments:

At 8:15 PM, January 11, 2008, Blogger Lee said...

"it says that women have discarded the old roles; we are no longer whores or virgins, we can be neither, or both, simultaneously if we please, or we can invent our own identity, an identity that accepts, celebrates and enjoys our feminine sexuality, without apology or shame, but with glamour and, most importantly, with humour."

most beautifully said puss. it's time for the archaic rules of men to rust their way into oblivion.

 
At 2:52 AM, January 12, 2008, Blogger Gucci Muse said...

What girl does not like to look at herself in sexy lingerie or outfits?

Most of us do it while pondering how desirable we are.

If you cannot find yourself sexy and desirable, then most likely a man will not either.

And, no, I am not one of those who wear sexy lingerie so I can think about it all day long to myself.

Hell, that is a luxury to be enjoyed with a MAN!

Why hide the desire it evokes?

Flaunt it Baby!

 
At 2:58 AM, January 12, 2008, Blogger The CEO said...

You just keep getting better and better all the time. I am truly honored to know you.

 
At 5:22 AM, January 12, 2008, Blogger Rachel said...

I wish I felt the same about lingerie. Its beautiful to look at and touch, but as a big girl with fat thighs and popcorn ass, I simply do not feel sexy wearing them.

I applaud all you ladies that can and do feel powerful and beautiful in silk panties.

 
At 6:52 AM, January 12, 2008, Blogger Calamity Jane said...

That bow must give you a humdinger of a VPL ...

 
At 7:44 AM, January 12, 2008, Blogger August said...

This post has taken me in so many directions. The Jacques Brel is pure rich amber honey.

I once saw an Asian beauty in Paris dancing to a Jacque Brel song. It was like a spell.

I loathe the singular roles into which women are boxed. As a female, there’s nothing like getting to know another woman’s inner latitude.

Don't get me started on Damaris. I've had those back bow knickers on the wishlist for some time now. But my weakness is hosiery from Agent Provocateur. The champagne hold-ups with a snake pattern sliding down the leg are ultra yummy.

August

 
At 4:31 PM, January 12, 2008, Blogger My Reflecting Pool said...

It seems I am forgeting what sexy is for me. And these days its all about cotton and comfort.

 
At 5:37 PM, January 12, 2008, Blogger M@ said...

You truly do have the most glorious breasts of all England! St. George would be proud.

 
At 8:15 PM, January 12, 2008, Blogger Gorilla Bananas said...

"I, along with many women, buy lingerie principally to tickle my own fancy."

Are there any women who admit to buying lingerie principally to tickle their own fannies?

 
At 11:47 AM, January 14, 2008, Blogger Jocelyn said...

I'm sure male and female readers alike are cracking open their piggy banks right now, trying to come up with that 95 pounds.

Sorry I only sent you cheapie undies--a nod, really, to the common love of The Maxx and to the idea of fun on one's bum. That's all. (plus, you are the first and only person I've ever bought knickers for. Use them to scrub yoru sink, if nothing else).

 
At 1:21 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger M@ said...

Awwww, Puss! Don't be a hater. :)

 
At 2:06 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger Glamourpuss said...

Lee
Thanks, dearie. But can we chuck out some of the feminist rules, too? I like my bra.

Muse
Indeed. Well said.

CEO
Aw, you old flatterer, you…

Rachel
I think you need to undertake an experiment and ask the other half for his opinion, too. Feeling beautiful has bugger all to do with whether you think you have a big arse. Buy some pretty knickers and try it – please?

CJ
You’re right. I hadn’t thought of that. Damn.

August
Oooh yes! I love their pink and black seamed stockings – got bought a pair last year and am hooked.

Pool
Cotton and comfort can be sexy – it’s all about the attitude.

Matty
Thanks. And you truly do have the biggest mouth in America. George Bush would be proud.

Gorilla
You talking about those vibrating panties? If not, enlighten me – tickling is always good.

Jocelyn
I love those pants! Just as much as I love having ‘fun on one’s bum’. Ahem.

I think it’s cute that I popped your lingerie-as-presents cherry…

Matty
Not a hater, just exasperated that you continually push your luck.

Tsk.

Puss

 
At 5:16 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger Lee said...

Oh like the one where we open our own doors? Yes, definitely.

 
At 5:58 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger Glamourpuss said...

Lee
Yes. And the one where we have careers but still do all the housework/cooking/child rearing. And the one where we don't shave our armpits.

Puss

 
At 11:55 PM, January 14, 2008, Blogger M@ said...

Awww, sore puss. You need some lotion.

 
At 10:17 AM, January 15, 2008, Blogger Glamourpuss said...

Matt
Meh.

Don't flatter yourself.

Puss

 

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